module AidanIpsum

# File lib/aidan_ipsum.rb, line 33
def self.bingo
  l = WordLoader.new
  bingo = Hash.new
  columns = [:a1, :a2, :a3,:b1, :b2, :b3,:c1, :c2, :c3]
  columns.each do |c|
    value = l.quotes.sample
    l.quotes.delete(value)
    bingo[c] = value
  end
  puts "*** Your AidanBingo card ***"
  puts " 1   #{bingo[:a1]} | #{bingo[:b1]} | #{bingo[:c1]}"
  puts "    ----------------------------------------------"
  puts " 2   #{bingo[:a2]} | #{bingo[:b2]} | #{bingo[:c2]}"
  puts "    ----------------------------------------------"
  puts " 3   #{bingo[:a3]} | #{bingo[:b3]} | #{bingo[:c3]}"
end

# File lib/aidan_ipsum.rb, line 26
def self.gibberish(words = 20)
  l = WordLoader.new
  all_words = l.quotes.join(" ").split(" ")
  all_words.shuffle!
  sanitise_sentence(all_words.sample(words).join(" "))
end

# File lib/aidan_ipsum.rb, line 54
def self.method_missing(method_sym, *arguments, &block)
  return "** puts up middle finger **"
end

# File lib/aidan_ipsum.rb, line 13
def self.paragraph(sentences = 5)
  paragraph = []
  sentences.times do |s|
    paragraph << self.sentence
  end
  paragraph.join(" ")
end

# File lib/aidan_ipsum.rb, line 21
def self.quote
  l = WordLoader.new
  sanitise_sentence(l.quotes.shuffle!.sample)
end

# File lib/aidan_ipsum.rb, line 50
def self.sanitise_sentence(sentence)
  sentence.gsub(/([a-z])((?:[^.?!]|\.(?=[a-z]))*)/i) { $1.upcase + $2.rstrip }
end

# File lib/aidan_ipsum.rb, line 4
def self.sentence
  l = WordLoader.new
  l.quotes.shuffle!
  quotes_to_use = l.quotes.sample(rand(2..3))
  sentence = quotes_to_use.join(PUNCTUATION.sample + " ")
  sentence << "." unless PUNCTUATION.include?(sentence[-1])
  sanitise_sentence(sentence)
end