module Inspire

# File lib/inspirecode.rb, line 5
  def inspire
    random_quote_data = ["Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!
  -     Jeffrey Gitomer", "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
  -Thomas Eddison", "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
-       Steve Martin", "If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
-       George Carlin", "You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
-Jack London", "If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.
-Donald Trump", "Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
-Kyle Chandler", "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
-Albert Einstein", "People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
-A.A. Milne", "A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.
-Unknown", "Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
-Will Rogers", "Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain", "Try to be like the turtle – at ease in your own shell.
-Bill Copeland", "Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.
-       Ellen Degeneres", "Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
-Tom Lehrer", "Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
-Isaac Asimov", "Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
-Truman Capote", "People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
-Zig Ziglar", "If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
-Dalai Lama", "When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’
-Sydney Harris", "I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
-Lily Tomlin", "Well-behaved women seldom make history.
-Laurel Thatcher Ulrich", "If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.
-Marie Osmond", "There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.
-Roger Staubach", "Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop.
-Unknown", "I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.
-       Louis C.K.", "Life is a blank canvass, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.
-       Danny Kaye", "If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big.
-       Tom Hirshfield", "There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
-       Bill Watterson", "If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
-       Frank Zappa", "If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.
-       Unknown", "I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.
-Alice Roosevelt Longworth", "Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
-Voltaire", "I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
-Benjamin Franklin", "Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there.
-       Josh Billings", "When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
-       Cathy Guisewite", "Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen.
-Unknown", "Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
-Charles Schulz", "Edison failed 10, 000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times.
-Napoleon Hill", "Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t.
-       Richard Bach", "I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.
-       Cassandra Duffy", "By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
-       Robert Frost", "My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
-       Dave Barr", "Whoever said, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost.
-       Martina Navratilova", "If you fall, I’ll always be there.
-       The Floor", "Focus, focus, focus! What am I, a telescope?!
-       Naruto Uzumaki", "I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
-       Steven Wright"]

    index = rand(50)
    random_quote_data[index]
  end